August 2012
201 posts
furrys:
im afraid that school is going to conflict with my blog so i cant go
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im rooting for china and i feel bad about it
katara:
buttsbutts:
did you hear about the girl who drowned? she couldnt swim in H20
lol just a bit of nerd humor there, you probably wont get it unless youre a nerd
OKAY I AM SICK OF SEEING THIS POST I DO NOT GET IT I AM SO DONE
uryuu:
10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying
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ohhossanight started following shanghaiwhorehouse liz is going to judge me so hard right now lololol
i’ve decided im going to be a social butterfly in college ok
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charismadoll asked: YOUR KEY BOARD SMASH IS HILARIOUS OMG
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charismadoll asked: how do u make babies
defeating:
I wonder what Beyonce is doing right now
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Anonymous asked: how do u make followers?
madeagoestohell:
youd think a website called collegehumor would be aimed more towards college students and less towards middle school boys yet here we are
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i used to listen to lil mama’s ‘lip gloss’ on repeat when it first came out because i thought it was cool and edgy
are you the TSA because i want you to pat me down and violate me in public
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
wvnderbar:
i think nicki minaj has reached that point where she’s almost no longer a person but just kind of a living mass of silicone
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Watchventusta:
this is my favorite video
kanyek:
i had chickfila for dinner i think i turned straight
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last year in nyc one of my friends who is white and has a big butt was minding her own business in the subway and suddenly this black girl came up to her and said, “damn yo ass be thick for a white gurl” and then she asked her to be in a rap video
phlynn:
*rap battles against parents*
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tampontampoff started following shanghaiwhorehouse oh hi~
tampontampoff:
i’ll start listening to my parents once they have more followers than me
tearsofarapper:
did missing e take out the option of automatically unpinning pinned posts i cant handle this
but clicking on the pin is such a fun and exciting experience
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Tomorrow is the day everyone is going to Chick-Fil-A to either support or protest that should be fun to watch
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cybergay:
ok the prototype is done
July 2012
1,617 posts
me: wtf why is everyone going to bed, it's only-
me: oh
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Watch
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when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
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I hate how Dove labeled it REAL BEAUTY too, implying that thin isn’t REAL
at least Victoria’s Secret called it LOVE MY BODY which can apply to anyone
wow i can’t believe im blogging about this
fetusparty:
one time my mom paid the rent in cash and it made me physically ill to see 1500 dollars literally disappear
that’s the theory behind insisting younger adults to use cash instead of credit cards
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shavingryansprivates:
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
I have never had a boner because I have never seen a cute boy in person
then maybe you should look in the mirror :3
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cybergay:
twinks_public_fuck_chick_fil_a_bathroom.avi
mpregbert:
im so tired i could eat a horse
bucklesup:
my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
heavycalorieconsumer:
Hey im mitt romney haha *pulls a lever & pig’s blood falls from a huge bucket on to the entire lower class* Dont forget to vote this fall
unfreshing:
WHAT IS THE POINT OF KNOCKING IF YOU’RE JUST GONNA OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT AFTER YOU KNOCK
what i accomplished this summer:
anrdew:
I’ve made more friends on this website in the past year than I have in real life over the span of my entire life
communismkillsitonthedancefloor:
Do not compare animal rights to the rights of oppressed groups of people. Do not compare animal rights to the rights of oppressed groups of people. Do not compare animal rights to the rights of oppressed groups of people. Do not compare animal rights to the rights of oppressed groups of people.
dakejirk:
I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE PART OF CALL ME MAYBE THAT JUST KEEPS REPEATING “I MISSED YOU SO BAD” BECAUSE DIDNT SHE JUST MEET HIM BC THAT’S WHAT IT SAYS IN THE CHORUS IM DONE
